Jokes

== = (Q) WHAT'S GREEN SLIMY AND SMELLS LIKE EUCALYPTUS? = = (A) KOALA VOMIT = = = = (Q) MOMMY,MOMMY CAN LICK THE BOWL? = = (A) NO, YOU'LL HAVE TO FLUSH LIKE EVERYONE DOES = = = = (Q) WHO DID PIGLET LOOK FOR IN THE TOILET? = = (A) WINNIE THE -POOH = = = = (Q) WHY DOES PIGLET ALWAYS LET PEOPLE BORROW HER STUFF? = = (A) BECAUSE HER NAME IS PIG-LET = = = = (Q) WHY DID THE ONE-HANDED MAN CROSS THE ROAD? = = (A) TO GET TO THE SECOND-HAND SHOP = = = = (Q) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NAIL AND A BOXER? = = (A) ONE GET'S KNOCKED IN AND THE OTHER GET'S KNOCKED OUT = = = = (Q) WHAT DO YOU GET IF BATMAN AND ROBIN GET RUN OVER BY A STEAMROLLER? = = (A) FLATMAN AND RIBBON = = = = (Q) ONCE THERE WAS A WOODEN CAR, WITH WOODEN WHEELS, A WOODEN ROOF, WOODEN WINDOWS, AND A WOODEN ENGINE. WHAT WAS IT'S PROBLEM? = = (A) IT WOODEN'T GO = = = = (Q) WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIG THAT KNOWS KARATE? = = (A) A PORK CHOP = = = = (Q) WHAT CANDY LIVES IN OUTER SPACE? = = (A) THE MILKY WAY = = = = (Q) WHAT DO YOU CALL A MACHINE WHAT CAN COUNT COWS? = = (A) A COW-CULATOR = = = = (Q) WHAT DO YOU CALL A HIPPOPOTAMUS WITH THE CHICKEN-POX? = = (A) A HIPPO-SPOTTYMUS = = (Q) WHAT COLOUR IS A BURP? = = (A) BURPLE = = (Q) HOW LONG DOES A CLOCK GO FOR? = = (A) HOURS ON END = = (Q) WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? = = (A) 'CAUSE 7,8,9 = = ( Q) WHY DID THE FIRST MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE? = = (A) 'CAUSE HE WAS DEAD = = (Q) WHY DID THE SECOND MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE? = = (A) 'CAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS A GAME = = (Q) WHY DID THE THIRD MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE? = = (A) 'CAUSE HE HAD A FRIDGE ATTACHED TO HIM = = Q) WHY DID THE BOY FALL OFF HIS BIKE? = = (A) 'CAUSE HE WAS HIT IN THE HEAD BY 3 MONKEYS AND A FRIDGE = = KNOCK, KNOCK = = WHO'S THERE? = = FRANK = = FRANK WHO? = = FRANKENSTEIN = = KNOCK KNOCK = = WHO'S THERE? = = BEAN = = BEAN WHO? = = BEAN FISHING LATELY? = = (Q) WHY DID THE MAN FREEZE HIS MONEY? = = (A) 'CAUSE HE WANTED COLD, HARD CASH = = (Q) WHERE ARE CHICKS BORN? = = (A) CHICK-CARGO = = KNOCK KNOCK = = WHO'S THERE? = = I LOVE = = I LOVE WHO? = = I DON'T KNOW - YOU TELL ME. = = KNOCK KNOCK = = WHO'S THERE? = = TANK = = TANK WHO? = = YOUR WELCOME = = KNOCK KNOCK = = WHO'S THERE? = = WHO? = = WHO WHO? = = IS THERE AN OWL IN HERE? = = (Q) WHAT DID THE ASTRANORTS SAY WHEN THEY FOUND BONES ON THE MOON? = = (A) THE COW NEVER MADE IT = = KNOCK KNOCK = = WHO'S THERE? = = MINI = = MINI WHO? = = MINI GOLF = = (Q) WHAT DID 0 SAY TO 8? = = (A) NICE BELT = = (Q) WHAT DO ELVES LEARN AT SCHOOL? = = (A) THE ELF-ABET = = (Q) WHAT STARTS WITH 'T' ENDS WITH 'T' AND IS FILLED WITH 'T'? = = (A) A TEA POT = = (Q) WHAT STARTS WITH E, ENDS WITH E, AND HAS ONE LETTER IN IT? = = (A) AN ENVELOPE =