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(Q) WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? (A) I DON'T KNOW... HE DIDN'T MAKE IT

(Q) WHY DIDN'T THE SKELETON GO TO THE BALL? (A) BECAUSE HE HAD NO-BODY TO GO WITH

(Q) WHAT DID 1 EYE SAY TO THE OTHER EYE? (A) SOMETHING SMELLS WEIRD

(Q) WHY DO GHOSTS MAKE GOOD FASHION MODELS? (A) BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT THEY ARE WEARING, THEY ALWAYS LOOK SO GHOUL.

(Q) WHY DON'T SKELETONS DANCE AT PARTIES? (A) 'CAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ANYBODY TO DANCE WITH

(Q) WHY DID THE CAT CROSS THE ROAD? (A) TO SEE HIS FRIEND WHO WORKED IN THE CHEMIST - PUSS IN BOATS

(Q) WHAT SORT OF HORSE DO MONSTERS RIDE? (A) NIGHT-MARES

(Q) WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A PARROT AND A SHARK? (A) AN ANIMAL THAT TALKS YOUR HEAD OFF

(Q) WHAT DO MONSTERS MAKE WITH CARS? (A) TRAFFIC JAM

(Q) WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LADY THAT PUT HER HEAD UNDER THE PILLOW? (A) THE TOOTHFAIRY CAME AND TOOK ALL HER TEETH OUT

(Q) WHAT IS PURPLE AND SMELLS LIKE PAINT? (A) PURPLE PAINT

(Q) WHAT DID THE PARROT SAY WHEN IT FELL IN THE FROG? (A) POLLY WANTS A CROAKER!

(Q) WHY DO GIRAFFES HAVE A LONG NECK? (A) BECAUSE THEIR FEET STINK

(Q) WHAT'S GREEN, BIG AND SULKS ALL THE TIME? (A) THE INCREADABLE SALK

KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE? SUPERMAN SUPERMAN WHO? YOU KNOW I CAN'T REVEIL MY SECRET IDENTITY

(Q) WHERE DO SUNDAY'S GO? (A) SUNDAY SCHOOL

(Q) WHAT DID ONE TOILET SAY TO THE OTHER TOILET? (A) YOU LOOK FLUSHED, DO YOU FEEL OK?

(Q) WHAT DID ONE TOMATO SAY TO THE OTHER? (A) COME ON YOU'LL BE LAST - YOU'VE GOT TO KETCHUP

(Q) WHY DID THE CHICKEN RUN ACROSS THE ROAD? (A) BECAUSE HE WAS SCARED OF THE CHICKEN SANDWICH

KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE? PEG PEG WHO? PEG YOUR PARDON, I'VE GOT THE WRONG DOOR

(Q) WHAT'S SLOWER - HOT OR COLD? (A) COLD BECAUSE YOU CAN CATCH A COLD, BUT YOU CAN'T CATCH A HOT

(Q) WHY DID THE RUBBER SAY TO THE PENCIL? (A) WHAT'S YOUR POINT